I was able to encounter the epitome of ignorance this evening. I walked down to Smith's to buy some groceries, as I was once again out of food. On my return trip is when the idiocy commenced. Some moron with apparently nothing better to do (clue number 1) drives by in a black pickup while yelling out the window "Hey, you faggot! Get a car you piece of s**t!" Yes, by his infinite wisdom my not driving a car the 4 blocks to the grocery store not only makes me a homosexual, but a homosexual piece of fecal matter. Not sure how that one works quite yet... Obviously I'm the less intelligent one in the exchange. I'm not driving an 8 mpg pickup truck and yelling at pedestrians at 10:45 pm, therefore I am dumb. I'm a senior in college on full tuition scholarship, with $3000+ in the bank; I must be stupid. I apologize to the world for my lack of wit. I'll be sure to buy a uselessly large truck before I go to get my $29.94 worth of food for the next week.

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