This is a scene from the not too distant future. A nursery school in Anytown Suburbia, USA. Big Business has taken managerial positions in every industry that exists. Today we show you a nursery school being run by the RIAA. Let's see what happens:
Teacher: Alright kids, it's play time. Tommy, Heather, and Billy, you've been good all morning, go ahead and pick out something to play with... Ok, everyone else go pick something out.
(Moments later)
Sally: Tommy! No Fair! I want to play with the blocks too!
Tommy: NO! I got them first, they're mine!
Sally: Let me have some!
Teacher: Sally, Tommy, what's going on?
Sally: Tommy won't let me play with the blocks.
Teacher: Tommy?
Tommy: I got them first!
Teacher: Sally, did Tommy have the blocks first?
Sally: ..mmbmbm... .yes...
Teacher: So you were trying to steal the blocks from Tommy?
Sally: No... there's lots of blocks... I just wanted a few...
Teacher: Yes, there are lots of blocks, but Tommy claimed them.
Sally: That's not fair.
Teacher: If you want to play with the blocks you'll need to pay Tommy for every 15 minutes you use them, that's how the rest of the world works.
Sally: But Mommy says, "You should share your toys with the other kids."
Teacher: Sounds like Mommy's a communist. Don't worry, we'll get her re-educated on how the consumer world works, and she'll be good as new in no time. Now do you have the money, or not?
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